Baken stuff

I am not sure which one is worse, they both made me laugh so hard there were tears. Then I picked up the phone and got a picture before he could destroy the evidence and called a friend to tell them there were more! My husband is not from the south so there really is no reasoning or excuse for him to think this is right... But I sure do love it!


No this box is not filled with bacon stuff either LOL

The real word: baking stuff

Tubbaware

I have to say, I think it is even funnier to get these things in writing!
As you may know we moved recently and when we got to the new house and started unpacking I cam across some undeniable Rick-isms! Stuff he's been saying that might have even gone unnoticed because it doesn't sound like he's saying it wrong. Man they are priceless!!!


The real word: Tupperware

Moneeca

It was so nice to have the family together for Thanksgiving weekend. We had quite a full house, and entertained 15 people for dinner.. WHOAH! It was a great time, and I am so thankful to share it with some amazing people! & not to have to do the dishes :)
One of the visitors was my little brother's girlfriend, poor kid couldn't go shopping with us on Friday because her stomach was bothering her (you know it has to be bad for a girl to pass on some awesome deals) and she joked that it was from throwing up after she eats... Note: she is pretty stinkin skinny, and she isn't afraid to eat :) Odd humor, I know. Anyway my husband says "that she's not feeling well because she is Moneeca." Everyone is confused, he repeats himself and a few of us start laughing, "Trevor do you ever notice she was in the bathroom after eating... because she is moneeca." We finally explained to her that he has his own dictionary, everyone got quite the laugh.

The real word: Anorexia

Churup

I have witnesses.... in case you don't believe the shenanigans that come out of this man's mouth I guarantee you I could not make this stuff up! We were in the process of moving into our new house, and moving some of our friend's things out (what a process!). She happens to have this cute little statue. He asks me if I want to keep the Churup... I immediately think churro and am puzzled, until he starts trying to explain "you know the little churup statue?" :laugh: I correct him as my brother and I laugh and he per the usual claims that is what he said.

The real word: Cherub

Speeing

If anyone knows my hubby they know he has a bladder the size of a peanut! He can't go anywhere without either a) having to stop to use the bathroom  and/or b) rushing home to us the bathroom. & he even goes before we leave! He cannot go an hour without peeing... unless we are driving then he can push it to 2, sometimes it is just absurd! I do not understand this. Anyway during the lovely drive from Las Vegas to Reno with our truck and trailer and u haul and car trailer... UGH it was LOOONG! He made up an excuse to give the police if you are ever pulled over for speeding when you have to pee... He says "but officer I was speeing."

Fuckaburgers or Frudmuckers

HOORAY we moved back to Reno!!! About two years and one month from the time we moved away, we are so happy to be back. I have a list of hilarious Rickisms and a bonus photographic PROOF! You will have to wait for those little gems. I just wanted to type this one up real quick, it has been a hit when shared with friends and family, and quite classic for that hubby of mine!
We have this little restaurant in Sparks that makes some yummy (but expensive) burgers, when driving by one day on our way home from target he pointed out that there is a Fuckaburger... or wait Frudmucker's in Legend's... Suffice it to say I laughed a little, and jotted that one down to share with everyone :)

The real name: Fuddrucker's